10 Reasons Why You Should Buy My $Mortys-Themed Boxers
2 min readJun 21, 2019
Buy these here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/715518151/mortys-mens-boxer-briefs
- I started my crypto-themed Etsy store because I wanted cool shoes to wear to a big crypto event, but when people saw my stuff, they ended up buying like crazy.
- Famous people like Brock Pierce and Crystal Rose buy from me.
- Anyone who is a misanthrope and who likes the Rick and Morty show will be amused (at least until the novelty of these boxers wear off).
- My Etsy store is 100% unique, nothing like it has ever been created (yet).
- I know you have extra cash lying around.
- You’ll be a superstar early adopter of a very new and already viral meme coin, $MORTYS (but still super secret).
- You’ll be instantly attractive.
- It could be your last day on earth, and you will regret not getting these, as you lie gasping for your last breath.
- I need to pay rent and I don’t want to cash out my precious Bitcoin.
- Check out the backside:
Interesting fact about these: I use a manufacturer in China, but I hand design every part of these boxers. The shipping is always free in my store. I can always be reached on Twitter @stellabelle where I personally answer any messages or questions you have about my shop or orders.
Yours Sincerely,
Crypto Stella
Designing Crypto Underwear since 2019
My best-selling boxers to date: https://www.etsy.com/listing/691240882/i-love-eos-crypto-royalty-mens-boxer?ref=shop_home_feat_1&frs=1
