How To Get $MORTYS Tokens: Noob Guide

Memes are powerful.

NOOB GUIDE FOR PEOPLE TOO LAZY TO READ:

Get this in my Etsy store: https://www.etsy.com/listing/713754549/unisex-ultra-cotton-mortys-dogecoin-tee

If you’ve studied human nature for any length of time, you’ll quickly realize two things:

1. People want what they can’t have.

2. People want to have fun, love to escape from reality and don’t like too many rules.

NOOB STUFF ABOUT $MORTYS

YOU CANNOT BUY OR SELL $MORTYS.

It’s not on any exchanges.

YOU MUST BE BRIBED IN ORDER TO GET $MORTYS.

A TWITTER BRIBE FOR ANYONE WHO HAS READ THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE AND WHO WANTS 1000 $MORTYS: Expires June 21, 3 PM CST.

Good Luck and remember: Bribe, Shill, Rinse, Repeat

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